Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
2007-07-21 00:43:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am in love with you!! I was feeling so miserable and stumbled upon your one liner jokes, you made my day! Thank you, Anne Marie!
PS. I love that you have perfect grammar and punctuation..!
2007-07-21 01:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by Noodle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Updated Version: What do Christmas trees and priest have in common?
You have to keep their balls away from children.
2007-07-21 01:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-07-21 00:45:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-07-21 02:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really took the trouble to read this,,Got to Be 10,,,,out of,,10...
2007-07-21 03:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha, brilliant, loved it, still laughing
2007-07-21 00:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like them all! very funny thanx star for you!
2007-07-21 03:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by curlywurly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is gooooooood humor!!!!
2007-07-21 13:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by HAGAR!!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that has cheered me up no end;;; lmfao xxxx
2007-07-21 00:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-07-21 00:45:51 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋