"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me.
What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man said, "Yes."
The Rabbi replied, "Take the poison!"
2007-07-20 23:05:11 · 8 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW !!! Thank You for the fun...
That's Jewish philosophy....
Aaron.
2007-07-20 23:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the wife's so awful, the rabbi is suggesting the man to take the poison instead of continuing to live with her..
2007-07-21 00:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's implying that the wife is so bad that he should kill himself by just accepting the poison. .. If that's what you were asking.
2007-07-20 23:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
since the man isn't dying by the poison, the woman will go tho more disgusting and inhumane attempts to kill him.
2007-07-20 23:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha , sturdy one he says take the poison , because of fact he secretly having a affair with the guy spouse ( or could desire to be , the spouse isn't tolerable) --------------------------------------... Conan grasp : what's sweet in existence ? ------- warrior = Open Steppes , Fleat Horses , Falcon at your wrist..and wind on in you hair ---- incorrect !! Conan = To weigh down your enemies , see them be pushed till now you , and hear the lamentation of their womens confident !!
2016-11-10 01:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by weberg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. He must be married to my ex wife.
2007-07-20 23:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by Brad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one lol
2007-07-20 23:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
next one please
2007-07-20 23:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋