Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ***. I was able to put them together, and now she's running for President."
2007-07-20 22:48:48 · 4 answers · asked by Brad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny. . .I totally get it, 5 stars!!
2007-07-20 22:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious (no pun intended). That's the best one I've seen in a while.
2016-05-19 01:49:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a pretty good one
your a funny guy... if these are your own jokes that is you didnt pirate them did you.
2007-07-20 22:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by Quid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how original! loved it..
2007-07-20 23:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋