the inlaw is over and I have a woody how do I get rid of it?
2007-07-20 21:39:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
think of the in law naked then you will droop
2007-07-20 21:41:52 · answer #1 · answered by emmamac14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the Inlaw is the Mother, give her a quick seeing to, Say she'd love it
2007-07-21 04:49:39 · answer #2 · answered by Tash 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Use the pruner or the tree lopper thats how I get rid of all my overgrown woodies in my garden. I cant see why your in law cant help you.
2007-07-21 04:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ice, cold water, think of something that's a total turn off, flick it, go to the toilet.
Those are the things I've heard works.
2007-07-21 04:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by Barb Outhere 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a hot shower. Contrary to common belief that a cold shower does it, hot showers actually help. Also, it's natural, don't worry. As long as you aren't focused on it, they won't focus on it.
2007-07-21 04:50:34 · answer #5 · answered by Jeanne B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lock the bathroom door.
2007-07-21 08:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
flick the tip really hard like you are flicking a bug off of it. Nurses do this to older guys when they sponge bath them to make it go down.
2007-07-21 04:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Get your mind off anything sexual for one thing. try not to move... because it would probably rub >_<...
And also, try thinking of something Gross, like brains and livers, and intestines... etc. Scary movie themes... =]
2007-07-21 04:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by gabe s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i mess the bread pudding up i will send some over for her,,,,,
2007-07-21 07:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whack it on the head with something very cold you dirty wretch either that or make a conversation piece of it and proudly show your in law what their daughter is so fond of. God I must be very drunk.
2007-07-21 04:42:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋