A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" so the man picks up the monkey and leaves.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ***, pulls it out then eats it.
The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his *** then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"
2007-07-20 21:33:03 · 10 answers · asked by gub gub 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah i dont think your joke was that funny but good luck with that.=)
2007-07-20 21:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by be$kie$-the $leepy angel aka jack! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey dat was kewl ...njoi buddy
2007-07-21 04:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was very funny i would give you 10 stars if i could (thanks need the laugh)
2007-07-21 04:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by rebecca b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny! ahahahahahaha...............
2007-07-21 04:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by Eriol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very funny thanks for the good laugh have a star
2007-07-21 04:38:57 · answer #5 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, very funny:-)
2007-07-21 04:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rtttbipms
2007-07-21 04:40:25 · answer #7 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol that is ******* hilarious! lol
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2007-07-21 04:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant you people post some new SH*T???????
2007-07-21 04:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2007-07-21 04:41:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋