A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph. He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases. "I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.
He says, "I want the car too," but she just drives faster and faster.
By now she's up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."
The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling. This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn't there anything you want?
"The wife says, "No I've got everything I need.
"Oh, really, he says, "so what have you got?"
Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."
2007-07-20 21:16:05 · 21 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow, i m rolling with laughter..
2007-07-21 00:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-07-20 21:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by angel_star_piper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-07-20 21:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 05:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by clam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lmfao thats perfect lol star 100/10 way past 10 lol
2007-07-20 21:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOUCHE' !!!! Definitely star-worthy!
Although the way the husband was demanding everything from the divorce and being quite cocky about it, I do have to wonder if his INFLATED EGO might have saved him?!!
2007-07-20 21:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cool! I rate it 10
2007-07-20 21:46:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah yeah 10/10
2007-07-20 21:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rate it 5
2007-07-20 21:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
I love this one. It made me laugh and how true that is!!! Lol Lol. I give you a 10 because i liked it so much..
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2007-07-20 21:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by poppy1 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its really really but its too long. personally i just dont like reading things that are long. but all and all it was funny. yeah good luck with that. =)
2007-07-20 21:27:25 · answer #11 · answered by be$kie$-the $leepy angel aka jack! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋