and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98."
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read, "Legal Consultation Service: $150."
2007-07-20 21:06:13 · 9 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep yep, totally classic, several variations to this one but still funny ♥
2007-07-20 21:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Conan,
So true now a days. Lol
poppy1
2007-07-20 21:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cute dog
2016-05-19 01:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by lavonia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i never head that one before its its an oldie its a goodie star
2007-07-20 21:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome i had almost forgotten that one but any have a star
2007-07-20 21:41:51 · answer #5 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one : )
2007-07-20 21:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by arealsexyguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that would be right :)
2007-07-20 21:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-07-20 21:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by gub gub 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-20 21:10:37 · answer #9 · answered by mz_apple_bottom_boo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋