of Heaven when nature calls. He asks Jesus to take his place and tells Jesus what to do.
After a while, an old man approaches the gates and Jesus proceeds to ask him some questions, "What was your occupation?"
The old man answers, "I was a carpenter."
Jesus asks, "Did you have any children?"
"Well," answers the old man, "I had a son, but he left me a long time ago. He had holes in his hands and feet."
"Father?" asks Jesus surprised.
The old man asks, "Pinocchio?"
2007-07-20 21:04:59 · 17 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I happen to think that's damn funny.
2007-07-20 21:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's not stupid.
However, believing that a boy named Pinocchio actually existed is kind of stupid.
If Pinocchio actually exists, why is there so much pain and suffering in the world?
2007-07-21 04:08:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i though it was very cute and i dont think u butcherd it cause u can only do so much when u typing and not saying it kisses muahhh and a star
2007-07-21 04:32:40 · answer #3 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe, good one! 8 out of 10
2007-07-21 04:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it is cute. However Jesus wouldn't have to be told what to know or to ask any ?'s he already knows how to do the job and everything about the person'.
2007-07-21 04:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Msbearr 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Why do they say Amen and not Awomen?
Because they sing hymns not hers.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-07-21 04:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A little funny .
2007-07-21 04:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by Spider Pig aka Tyrone Biggums 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!!! In bad taste true....but nice none the less:o)
2007-07-21 04:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Montego 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very stupid.
2007-07-21 04:07:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You said it wrong, it's originally funny as hell, you butchered it.
2007-07-21 04:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by Black Hole Gravity Unleashed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋