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The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one-hundred dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, "South Carolina."

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

2007-07-20 19:06:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Now, that's just Wrong!! LOL.

2007-07-28 16:10:51 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

Valerie Nicole Valerie Michelle Valerie Rose Valerie Alexis Valerie Elizabeth Valerie Soleil Valerie Cheyenne

2016-05-19 01:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Once again, hilarious.. That must have been well thought out by the lawyer or he is just a quick thinker. Smart.

2007-07-26 04:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

good lawyers always get the job done with a little helping for themselves

2007-07-21 16:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1 1

Sounds typical to me!

2007-07-28 07:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by starcharlieblue 6 · 1 0

^_^ i think you really like the third moral lol

nice one

2007-07-25 13:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1 1

Ha ha ha, loved it.

2007-07-23 06:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by April J 4 · 1 1

now that's funny!

2007-07-28 14:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by ms chip dog 2 · 1 0

that was good

2007-07-20 19:35:58 · answer #9 · answered by mz_apple_bottom_boo 2 · 1 1

i can not wait to tell that one .................... ll

2007-07-26 01:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by I AM BACK 7 · 1 1

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