One sunny day, all in a sudden the clouds started to head
to a midst in a rush!! The clouds sent lightning bolts of
red to the ground and people were trembling. Momentarily
a christian shouted out!! Jesus is here!! Finally the judgement
day is here!! Praise the lord fellow Chrisitians for now
Jesus has come to save us!! Then all Chrisitians turned to the
non-believers and laughed "see i told you, now you will all go
to hell for not believing in Jesus!" All in a sudden all the dogs
started to bark. Out of the clouds came a creature.The being descending from the clouds were
unclear, but as it came closer it appeared to be a Dog
with a golden robe. The Dog said "Bark, bark, bark!"
Then all dogs flew to heaven and the Christians gaped with
dullness. Then a non-believer dog walked by and said
" Dame it! I should have had faith in Dog not in God, Now i will have to go to hell with the rest of the human Chrisitians!"
2007-07-20
19:03:30
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Haha, that's interesting. I'm not mocking it, I'm enjoying it. By the way, what is the defination of Jundgment Day? Is it the day when God descends and judge every single one who goes to "Heaven" or "Hell"? If that is true as most would believe, isn't it scary? Who is God? Pure Energy it is. Look at the world around you, the Earth is spinning, Birds flying, Trees are growing, Animals roaming and you/all of us are alive. What is the base of it all? ENERGY! What is energy? Pure simple creation. Thought is a creation and thus is also energy. Repeat that process many times and what do you get? More Energy which will draw reality in line with what you are thinking. So if you are thinking, for example, "Doom is comming", repeat that enough times, it becomes so real. The interesting thing is, some will see your reality as real too and believe in it and start the same process. The cycle goes on. So its true, believe and it shall happen. "Ask and you shall recieve". We have free choice. Choose what you want and you have it. ;)
2007-07-20 19:19:32
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answered by JunHao Loke 2
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You said, "we all believe that we are going to stand in front of GOD on the day of judgment and GOD will question us about every thing in our life" Well maybe you think such a thing will happen but WE do NOT all believe in a judgment day. I believe in God and the Christ but the Bible is mostly a crock. It has caused far too much strife in the world to be godly. The Bible is definitely NOT the Word of God. The Bible was written by men immersed in an ancient patriarchal culture. They all had agendas, whether it was keeping the social order, unifying doctrine, eliminating heresy or gaining converts. For me, it's a pretty transparent piece of propaganda. The links below objectively detail the origins of the Bible (1) as well as the inconsistencies and inaccuracies (2) They are best viewed w/ IE.
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Judgment day is here.
The day of atonement was the day once a year when the high priest went into the most holy place to cleanse Israel from sin, to make atonement for the judgment of God.
The book of Daniel has a prophesy " unto 2300 days then shall the sanctuary be cleansed". The 2300 day prophesy period was to begin with the going forth of the decree to restore and rebuild Jerusalem. This happened in BC 457. Using the day for a year principle the sanctuary was to be cleansed in year 1844. Thus judgment began in 1844,starting with the dead and moving to the living.
Soon the judgment will end with the last living soul being judged then Jesus will come and his reward will be with him to give everyone according to his deeds/works. Probation will end and Jesus will say "let him who is filthy be filthy still, let him who is holy be holy still."
No second chances.
2007-07-20 19:20:50
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LOL my dogs are the ****! they're taking me with them!! MWahahahha!!
Ps good one by the by I oftentimes think that dogs display more unconditional love than any human, religious or not so I wouldn't be surprised if dogs are more holy than humans will ever be!
PPS wow alot of people taking it way to seriously.. I thought it was a funny joke.. in any case now maybe you know how it sounds to non believers..
2007-07-20 19:11:22
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answered by Kelly + Eternal Universal Energy 7
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I hope you understand one day the seriousness of what your saying one day.
I hope you come to know Jesus Christ and that you let him leave in your heart.
“Let not your heart be troubled; believe in God, believe also in Me. In My Father’s house are many dwelling places {rooms}; if it were not so, I would have told you; for I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you to Myself; that where I am, there you may be also. And you know the way where I am going (John 14:1-4 NAS).”
2007-07-20 19:08:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Romans
2007-07-20 19:36:32
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answered by robert p 7
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lol, i love the irony of the situation. If people all believed in the exact opposite of God, they would all be saved, very funny.
2007-07-20 19:11:55
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This is a repeat of the one ya did yesterday. Yawn
2007-07-20 19:09:41
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answered by connie 6
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I'm not impressed.
You must have to much time on your hands to post something like this
2007-07-20 19:08:53
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answered by Anonymous
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what?
i think you see too many moviies.
judgment day, that is a movie and do you believe in such things? then you need to take a walk.
ask swanchnegger, he is austrian. EU, then he is very cleaver,
the world will go unter in year??????? how many times have pentacosta said that????????? you ask them
2007-07-20 19:08:21
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