A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replies.
2007-07-20 18:59:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny,just love blonde jokes,star for you
2007-07-28 14:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love blonde jokes!
2016-04-01 04:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too good for words. Very original, never heard it before.
2007-07-23 06:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SOOOOO funny! Here's ya a star
2007-07-27 18:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by ms chip dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-07-27 06:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooooo eh do you know where she picked up those flashers?
2007-07-28 12:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by sodaorpop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaha!! Now, That is Blonde!! LOL.
Good one!
2007-07-28 16:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahaha....
god i love blonde jokes!
they seem so stupidly innocent!
2007-07-27 02:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny. ha ha. sad to say that some people are this dumb.
2007-07-28 11:36:09 · answer #9 · answered by LB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ^_^
can't imagine someone really using those ones
have you tried it? lol lol lol
2007-07-25 14:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋