2007-07-20 16:58:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That itch is definately not from God. That's an itch from Satan!
2007-07-20 17:02:13 · answer #1 · answered by talliemay 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I've often wondered about that myself. Why is it that every time one has a really bad itch it's in a place you can't scratch unless you're all alone? Have you ever just wished "my kingdom for a hairbrush"?
Maybe God just has an evil sense of humor...
2007-07-20 17:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does everybody always blame God? Why not Satan? You do know that this world is for Satan? Then why not blame yourself? No one on this site ever himself or herself. Chances are that if you get down to the nitty gritty that something was done wrong or something was done by you that created a situation for the itch to happen. Something like not taking a bath, like having sex with the wrong person, or perhaps doing other things that are wrong. Before blaming God look at the rule book (The Bible) and you will find a cause such as Thou shalt not commit adultery. I'm sure there is something that fits somewhere if you dig long enough and deep enough.
2007-07-20 17:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by morganjlandry 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
It is never inappropriate to scratch, and it is actually only wrong to touch that certain area with idea (and feeling) of doing the inappropriate action.
2007-07-20 17:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by hdemonking 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure. we are all human, and all of us itch. there is not something incorrect with giving a rapid scratch -- maximum individuals, in the event that they see it, will empathize. the secret, of direction, is to not scratch leisurely -- in any different case, it might desire to look like self-groping.
2016-10-22 05:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diesel Fuel.
It'll take those Little Suckers Out right and left!
Zap those Nits Too!!!
Olay!!!!
2007-07-20 17:10:47 · answer #6 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God bless clown school graduates.
2007-07-20 17:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by jamoca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because s/he has a twisted sense of humor and wants to make us laugh.
2007-07-20 17:31:47 · answer #8 · answered by sunrat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of unnecesary scratching has to do with the lack of circumcision.
2007-07-20 17:11:16 · answer #9 · answered by wise1 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God does not cause the itch....sin does. The Body is in a sinful state.
2007-07-20 17:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋