I have been with a girl for 6 years now. When we first got together she was beautiful and slim. Now she eats her face off everyday and I swear I can see looking at me like I am food when she doesnt have her fat face in a pie or in a bowl of ice cream. Sometimes she will growl at me like a Bigfoot when her plate is empty, and charge at me like a Bull. Should I handcuff her to a treadmill?. Or just bite her fat ankle and run like hell?. I just cant stand looking at her fat cowpig body and her disgustingly huge face anymore. She is eating thru my bank account and we are not welcome to many buffets anymore due to the fact she eats the whole restaurant , even the chair she plants her fat body on. I even caught her nawing on my dogs bone because her fat body couldnt get out of bed to get to the fridge.How do I break-up with her so she doesnt eat my foot or take a bite of my cheek?. Uh oh she is lookking at me right now. I think she needs her 19th meal today.
2007-07-20 16:27:04 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
why are you people be so mean to, Im the one who is going to get eaten.
2007-07-20 16:36:31 · update #1
Well, all I can say is honestly, you cant blame her. Its not her fault that all that food and ice cream tastes better than your c0ck!! Cause it probrably tastes like buttcrack!! I'd rather reach for the cookies n cream too!!!! I know you wont vote this as best answer, but thanks for the opportunity to insult you!!!!!!!!! How's it feel when the shoe's on the other foot? Furthermore, I think you SHOULD go ahead and dump her so she can move on and get the better man that she deserves!!!!
2007-07-20 17:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by daddyz_gurl_emg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You mister are a disgusting piece of sh**. How dare you talk about your g/f like that. Sounds like to me you are an abusive windbag. I don't think your g/f is eating as much as you say she is. She doesn't deserve a dumbass ignornant person like you. Ok so she has a weight problem now SO THE HELL WHAT. She is still the same person you met 6 yrs ago just she is not slim anymore. Maybe instead of calling her ridiculous names you should be a real man and help her with her over indulging appetite and get her some help. And I don't mean help her to the grocery store!! If I had a b/f like you I would eat bowls of ice cream and put my face in pies too. You are an ugly human being and need a reality check oh and a gigantic *** whopping. Just dump her b/c she deserves better!! You on the other hand need an anorexic woman who don't eat nothing but celery sticks and equal. Maybe you can rebuild your bank account back up with her b/c you don't have to worry about taking her out to eat . Just give her bottle of water. Men like you are pathetic! Rot in hell!!
2007-07-20 16:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by canalopes 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I cant believe you think that...but i understand you meet a girl that was amazing and someone you were attracted to...but know she isnt so attractive to you anymore...if you are complely unhappy then break up with her and tell her that the spark isnt there anymore...but if you truly love her then you look past her wieght and reliaze that you cant live without her and that she makes you a better person..you have to make the choice...but dont be a jerk about it..be senistive and caring...remember this is the woman that you used to be in love with...break up with her gently and tell her that you are unhappy...and dont be a nasty jerk cause you wouldnt want someone to treat you like a that...be nice....and caring....have some compassion for her....and reliaze that she may not be happy with herself so she eats to make the pain go away..hopefully you will really listen and be a nice person and have a heart when you do break up with her....
2007-07-20 16:36:16 · answer #3 · answered by lindsaylouwho90 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave a trail of M&Ms leading to a bath tube full of ice cream and lard burgers. Then while she is stuffing her face you grab your bags and drive away. She wont care what you are doing because she is in fat heaven pigging out at the bath tub. After she finishes the bath tub of cholesterol there should be a note on the bottom of the tub saying "I'm leaving your fat dimple butt b/c your eating yours and my life away like this 200 pound tub of food! P.S. the ice cream wasn't chocolate chip that was chunks of dog poo"
2016-05-19 00:02:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here's what you're gonna have to do. Go the local supermarket and buy a ham and large size bottle of some over the counter sedatives. Fill the ham with the sedatives, if she's as big as you say, you better use 'em all!
Once she's out, you should have just (barely) enough time to gather all your stuff and run!
2007-07-20 20:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Rum R 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ouch...i understand your upset, but dont call her any names lke that EVER. You don't want to be the bad guy. It's an interesting concept, I mean, what do you do when someone gains a lot of weight in your relationship? There's probably some underline reason, I doubt she just started eating one day.
2007-07-20 16:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by Kemps K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there's a reason why she eats a lot and you said she even looked at you as if she wants to gooble you up.well maybe she needs a lot of attention and she wants to test you if you will still love her in spite of her looks.so take up the challenge.allow her to eat more and more.tell her that calories and fats are just an exageration just like your situation.
2007-07-20 16:49:42 · answer #7 · answered by honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she's gross. i feel your pain.. my wife used to be 135lbs at 5'7" with DD breasts. 5 years after the i do's, she now tips the scale at just over 300lbs and her belly is as tall as she is when she lays down.
the up side is: she established her own business when we got married and we are very wealthy. she makes money hand over fist and we have a mega mansion in greenwich ct. i don;t work, i just work out all day and have several maids and a full time cook.
the good thing is: my wife has a several million dollar insurance policy and she has diabetes and several other fat related diseases. if we divorce, i have to split this lifestyle in half. if she drops dead, which obviously from her refrigerator perry sized fat asss, she does not care about her health... i get it all.
2007-07-21 02:37:22 · answer #8 · answered by trollin o 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Maybe she has low self esteen. This could be the reason why she eating a lot. Food is comfort for her. Why do you give her some support instead of running her down.
2007-07-20 16:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow...thats soooooooooooooooo gross.. poor u!! Just tell her u dont feel the same way u did about her when u first went out with her and tell her its over!! Oh yeah and try to find out if there is a reason she eats so much like family problems or something!!
2007-07-20 16:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by rusi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋