while on vacation??
and where is 'monkey business' aka island oasis?
2007-07-20 16:20:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's calculated on body weight.. 1 Mai Tai for each 20 lbs of body weight...
I weigh 135lbs so it would take me 6-7 to have a religious experience.. My husband weights 210 lbs so it would take him 10-11...
Please note all drinks must be consumed within 1 hour...
Consumption of food may alter effects.. Tolerance to alcohol may alter effects..
(a bunch of little tiny lawyer babble)
2007-07-20 16:34:46 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'll be honest, I never understood why someone's sexual orientation was anything other than a private matter. I don't understand homophobes and I don't see what the hell difference it makes what someone does in their own bedroom with another consenting adult. Why is it such a big deal and why is it rammed in our faces all the time? Do you honestly think what Obama says will make ANY difference to a 300lb, redneck, beer guzzling retard on a Saturday night out with the Good 'Ole Boys?
2016-04-01 04:38:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After several years dedicated to the principle that it was always cocktail hour, I am honestly able to say to anyone today who offers me a drink,"No thanks, I have had enough." I am, however, aware that many people are able to indulge responsibly. I was also convinced early on not to drink and drive, because of not remembering where my car was. I am afraid "monkey business" would be in the Travel Section. Ask Uncle.
P.S. {+}
Edit: Do you have a virgin bran punch?
2007-07-20 18:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you're in Jamaica, all you need is one shot of that delicious Appleton's rum.
((((Rammie))))
Added; Everytime I see Jack I have to do my "Rose"impression from the Titanic. My kids think I've finally lost it. LOL
2007-07-20 16:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by mrs O 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it about time you got back from this so called "vacation" ?
this place has been dead, without you..
EDIT
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have you notice a "new person" going by the moniker of "Island Bran"?????????
2007-07-20 16:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am finally starting to catch Jack's humor. - Way to go Jack. I still can't spell your other name.
(Uncle Wayne; age 64. Grampa was slow, but he was old.)
PS: "Island Oasis" (In hiding) Please let us know how you are doing.
2007-07-20 16:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Wayne 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Just ONE. I make VERY big Mai Tai's. *Rolling out the 55 gallon shot glass* WELCOME back Sweet Lady (((((Rammie)))))
Raji the Green Witch
2007-07-20 16:40:33 · answer #7 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
None! Don't have a clue about mbaio.
2007-07-20 16:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by firelight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd die of alcohol poisoning first.
2007-07-20 16:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 if I find the right person....
2007-07-20 16:33:29 · answer #10 · answered by tremonster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋