Did you know that BEER contains FEMALE HORMONES?

Question

Last month the University of Lesotho announced the discovery of Female Hormones in beer.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones as hops contain Phytoestrogens and that by drinking enough beer men turn into women. They tested the theory thus:
100 men drank 10 pints of beer each, within a one hour period nad it was observed that 100% of the test subjects;
1)Argued over nothing
2)Refused to apologise when obviously wrong
3)Gained weight
4)Talked excessivelt without making sense
5)Became overly emotional
6)Couldn't drive
7)Failed to think rationally
and finally
8)Had to sit down to urinate
They considered that no further testing was considered necessary and they decided to issue this general warning that men should reconsider their intake of Beer

Answer 1

Well I'm hormonal and female and love my beer so does that mean I might turn into a man !!1)Argue over something 2) refuse to apologise even when wrong 3)Lose weight 4) Not talk 5)Have no opinion 6)Think I'm a race car driver 7) Think I'm rational when I'm not 8) Try standing up to urinate........OMG!!

Answer 2

What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
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What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
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What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can’t stand criticism.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good
looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it’s good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
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How do you know when you’re really ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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How do you know when you’re leading a pathetic life?
When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Lets just be friends.”
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Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people could have sex, too.
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”
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What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.
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What’s the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time.” A Southern fairytale begins
“Y’all ain’t gonna believe this rubbish.”

Answer 3

Cute

Answer 4

I carefully reviewed the above mentioned 8 items and have concluded that if I drink too much beer, I turn into.......... my ex- wife

Answer 5

I liked this one and the answer by Mysterious was a bonus laugh. Well done both of you.

Answer 6

Maybe it explains why some men have man boobs.

I was to late with the man boob thing.

Answer 7

Nice Joke, Have a star for your troubles.

Answer 8

lmao you sod, if you didn't look so cute I'd slap you upside the head! ;0)

Answer 9

Thats why I don't date drinkers.

Answer 10

haha oooh!! Thats funny man.