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Jesus is out of the question

2007-07-20 15:53:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

*Hears sound of banjo music playing, a la "Deliverance"*

There's no hope now....

2007-07-20 15:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 1 0

Woodbridge is near Marine Corps Base Quantico.

You could sing the Marine Corps Hymn, and then chant to the mysterious vanilla bean goddess of the east.

Finally, change the oil in a 63 Buick. You should be good to go.

2007-07-20 15:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by Stuart 7 · 1 0

You know why I disabled my email? Because of people like you who feel they have to make contact and "talk" about some answer I gave. Half the time, I didn't even remember the question or my answer. I would have to go search for it just to know what the person contacting me was talking about. If their email is disabled, it is because they don't want people like you contacting them. They probably don't care what you have to say. So leave it alone and move on.

2016-04-01 04:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

haha I don't live too far away from Woodbridge. Check if you left it at Starbucks since we seem to have one everywhere.

2007-07-20 15:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by reelperspectiv 5 · 1 0

I love the questions where Jesus is thrown out of it.

Cool!

2007-07-20 15:56:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ask WSIDR?
well thank you for excluding Jesus....I was so afraid you wouldn't...I mean seriously, that guys given us enough trouble without furthering confusing you and your soul =(
I'm afraid I can't help you BUT the good news is, you only lose that once (or so I hear) so if you find it, you're p/m good to go.

2007-07-20 16:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by jess 4 · 0 0

Well, unless you feel like going back and retrieving it, just go about life as usual! lol

Who the hell needs those things nowadays anyway!

Hope you got a good price for it though.

2007-07-20 15:56:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Your soul is down in Triangle trying to hook up with a hunky U.S. Marine!

2007-07-20 15:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 1 0

Hmm... would you consider worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster? He is our creator, after all.

http://www.venganza.org/

2007-07-20 16:02:09 · answer #9 · answered by snowywooods 2 · 0 0

Well, in World of Warcraft you have to walk back to your body (also in Diablo II). So, since you seem to know where you left it, I'd go get it.

2007-07-20 15:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by Steve 5 · 0 0

You've kept your soul for this long? Be thankful for that! I lost mine YEARS ago!

2007-07-20 16:00:54 · answer #11 · answered by Xinro 3 · 0 0

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