is stuck in a traffic jam. Suddenly, someone comes to his car and knocks on the window.
The driver: "What's happening?"
"Well, some terrorists took G.W. Bush as a hostage, and ask for a 1 million dollar ransom or they will put some gasoline on him and set him on fire."
"Oh God!"
"So, we go from car to car to collect what people can give."
"And how much do people give in the average?"
"About 5 gallons..."
2007-07-20 15:28:53 · 6 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i loved it. rotfflmmfao!
2007-07-20 15:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by akira sohma 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's probably bad of me but I find that very funny. I must be evil.
2007-07-20 22:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I'll donate my Mobil card!
2007-07-21 00:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one! I'll tell that to my brother when he comes back from his sleepover.
2007-07-20 23:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by Malcolm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would call it unnecessary, not funny.
2007-07-21 00:08:37 · answer #5 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny
2007-07-20 22:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by francis 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋