Did you hear about the suicidal Blonde.?
Killed her twin sister by mistake.
2007-07-20 15:02:53 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! OH! OH! OH! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! Killed her twin HA!HA!HA!
2007-07-20 15:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very very funny. Here are more dumb blonde jokes.
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats".
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
2007-07-20 21:13:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some adult men have been status around a pole. A blonde lady walked up and reported, "What are you doing?" a guy spoke back, "we are attempting to choose how tall the pole is." So the blonde takes the pegs out of the pole, concepts it over on its ingredient, measures the pole, and places it lower back the way it replace into. One guy reported, "basically like a dumb blonde - we ask for the top and he or she supplies us the scale." Why replace into the blonde's bellybutton sore? using fact her boyfriend replace into blonde, too.
2016-10-22 05:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this blond driving down a country road with a big long corn field running down the side. She's cruising along, top down, radio blaring and looks out into this field and sees another blond, sitting in a row boat. Right in the middle of the field, this other blond is just sitting in this row boat and working the oars. The Blond in the car sees this, gets all pissed off and screeches to a halt on the road side. She jumps out and starts screaming at the top of her lungs to this blond in the boat. "Hey bytch! It's blonde's like you that give us all a bad name! You're damn lucky I can't swim or I'd come out there and kick your azz!!"
2007-07-20 15:06:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There were three Blondes and one day a fairy
appeared and told each one they would get one wish granted. The first blonde said, " I want to be respected." Poof, she became a brunette. The
second blonde said," I want to be regarded for my
mind." Poof, she became a red head. The third blonde said," I want to become even dumber!"
Poof, she became a man. Enjoy!
2007-07-20 17:07:06 · answer #5 · answered by Precious Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOO that is naughty, but sometimes I do get fed up of these jokes. I mean it always seem to be the Blondie. In general I don't like stereotyping although I probably am an unconscious culprit
2007-07-20 15:40:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was a blonde in the desert. she found a magic lamp, and when she rubbed it, a geni came out and told her he would grant her three wishes, but for every wish he granted her, brunettes all over the world would get twice as much. so the blonde thought for a bit, and said, "i want a million dollars." the geni said, "are you sure? brunettes all over the world will get two million dollars." "i'm sure," said the blonde. POOF, she had a million dollars. the blonde thought for a bit more and said, "for my second wish, i want the most handsome man as my husband." the geni replied, "are you sure? brunettes all over the world will get two of the most handsome men as their husbands." "i'm sure," said the blonde. POOF, she had the most handsome man as her husband. "what will your third wish be?" said the geni. the blonde looked around for a bit and replied, "see that stick over there? i wish you would beat me half to death with it.....
and who said all blondes are dumb?
2007-07-20 17:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by akira sohma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a blonde with brains?
A Golden Retriever.
2007-07-20 15:20:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be careful telling blonde jokes on here. Think about how many times you'll have to explain it!
(Funny joke, though) *Star*
2007-07-20 15:07:38 · answer #9 · answered by Jason C 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't like it when people pick on Blonde because they are people that have feelings too!!!!
2007-07-20 20:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha love those dumb blonde jokes lol
2007-07-21 08:12:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋