2007-07-20 14:15:14 · 13 answers · asked by Nettie 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
beauty fades... but dumb is forever.
If you lend someone $20, and you never see the person again, it was probably worth it.
The early bird may get the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese
Sex is like air, its not important unless youre not getting any
When theres a will, i want to be in it.
Some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you
Learn from your parents mistakes: use birth control
Never do card trick for the group you play poker with
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, youre a mile away and have their shoes
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener
2007-07-21 05:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a lot! Here are just a few:
"Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied,
And vice sometime's by action dignified." (Romeo and Juliet)
"True, I talk of dreams,
Which are the children of an idle brain,
Begot of nothing but vain fantasy." (Romeo and Juliet)
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!" (Unknown)
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Voltaire)
"The magic is as wide as a smile and as narrow as a wink, loud as laughter and quiet as a tear, tall as a tale and deep as emotion. So strong, it can lift the spirit. So gentle, it can touch the heart. It is the magic that begins the happily ever after..." (Walt Disney..I'm pretty sure)
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow." (Helen Keller)
Most of these come straight from my AIM away messages, not gonna lie.
2007-07-21 00:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by Abby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few actualy.
One should not bennefit from anothers misfortune.
You never get a 2nd chance to make a good 1st impression.
The wise man seeks all things, from within himself.
One should be gental with thier speaking...we show our inner most self with a single word.
Fortune often knocks once...misfortune is not so patient.
2007-07-20 21:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by blaadedrums 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm a patriot. I love my decadent, cosmopolitan, self-indulgent, racially-mixed, godless, intellectually dilettante, drug-abusing, promiscuous, queer-loving country. And its flag is the Stars and Stripes.
2007-07-22 08:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by quatre_khushrenada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Tyson Quotes are my favorite!!!
Example:
"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."
2007-07-20 21:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by liljomo1234 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
2007-07-21 02:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by open4one 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That which does not kill us only makes us stronger.
Smile....it make people wonder what you're up to!!
"I'd rather believe in someone and get hurt than live life with distrust." This one is my favourite!!
2007-07-20 21:23:29 · answer #7 · answered by ladyaleyth34 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive - bugs bunny
2007-07-22 06:13:01 · answer #8 · answered by Prunella Prunella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for God is with me..."
2007-07-20 23:23:00 · answer #9 · answered by stephen p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they live for me to lose so im dying to win
2007-07-20 23:32:47 · answer #10 · answered by electric ✖ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋