Find out what may really mean when they say...
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great ****."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
2007-07-20 13:42:40 · 6 answers · asked by Jill 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This was obviously written by a woman.
My wife would love it!
Truth never was so funny!
2007-07-20 15:13:46 · answer #1 · answered by Z-Force920 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!! I'm a guy, and I think they're fantastic. I love jokes like that, theyre kind of poking fun at sexism. Nice one!
2007-07-20 20:48:37 · answer #2 · answered by Shane Kirk. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-20 20:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These ideas are why alot of women will never be with a "good" man. I wouldn't give you a second thought.
2007-07-20 20:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by nottwoshort 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
when a guy says that you are pretty, it means he just wants to
2007-07-20 21:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by the red soxer 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
these are hilarious!
2007-07-20 21:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by akira sohma 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋