I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up
and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge Yeah," I said,
"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's
a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!
"SO I HUNG UP ON THE FAT B*TCH"
2007-07-20 13:06:50 · 15 answers · asked by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats messed up!
2007-07-20 13:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-02-10 13:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't "get" her to open up to you. She will open up if she feels comfortable - but sounds to me like you guys have some issues that are complicating your relationship. The advice I would give is - don't be 1) too desperate, or 2) too pushy. Just be yourself, have a good time with her - but don't be all over her in any way. OK, she has this crazy idea that you only want her for sex; well, don't bring up sex at all, keep your hands to yourself, and enjoy the conversation. I'm not really sure what her problem is - I don't get it how can a girl be with someone for two years, and be convinced that this person is only with her because of sex; that's just silly. It sounds to me like she, herself, doesn't know what she wants - and it can be kind of a dangerous situation for you, as you could get your heart broken very easily. Just be careful, ok. Good luck.
2016-05-18 22:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by kesha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-07-20 14:38:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2007-07-23 21:48:47 · answer #5 · answered by Magic Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2017-03-02 21:25:48 · answer #6 · answered by Agnes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lmao
2007-07-20 13:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-07-20 13:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by Alucard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good one there so 10/10.!!!
2007-07-20 17:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that was hilariously wrong!
2007-07-20 13:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by Z-Force920 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋