We were sitting around BS'ing and one guy said he thought a security guard was going to beat his a*s one time for whatever reason (I can't remember). Then I asked him "Did he beat you like a Sunday morning woody?" Everyone was silent for a moment and then they all busted up, was that too politically incorrect?
2007-07-20 12:38:28 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Someone just said you called him gay?
Like WTF?
Beat means to get beat up, as in your *** kicked.
Or as in beating your meat, aka jacking off.
a woody is an erection, you get them in the morning a lot.
to beat him like a Sunday morning woody, is the same as saying " Kick your *** like when you jack off on sunday morning" of course it dosnt make since that way.
it just pissed me off how stupid ppl are, and yes it was hillarious, ppl I know would have cracked up too.
2007-07-21 12:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. Great way to get your best joke online!
Not too incorrect, better than the "I beat him like Ike beat Tina" line
2007-07-20 12:41:22 · answer #2 · answered by Danny N 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No way! That's a good one...that's why they all laughed. It sounds like they were silent cuz they don't hear things like that from you very often.
2007-07-20 12:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ali 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard. I think everyone took it well. Don't worry about it.
2007-07-20 13:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was freakin hilarious but yes for a woman in the workplace that was probably over the top. You got balls.
2007-07-20 12:47:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no, never be afraid to be politically incorrect, its funny and if people dont like it, it actually reflects on them. society and people are funny, they do dumb things, why not make fun of it.
2007-07-20 17:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh. You're worried about a silly thing like that. Who cares?
2007-07-20 13:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For my workplace, yes. For yours ... well, I guess not.
You might want to check if the guy you used for a laugh was OK with it, though.
Cheers :-)
2007-07-20 14:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by thing55000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's a great line... maybe not for lunchtime tho, maybe put people off their hotdog...
2007-07-20 12:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by iamqueentracy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They laughed hun, that joke is hilarious, it was just shock you actually said it that I think they paused, but yes, hell funny!
2007-07-20 15:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋