A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says.. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires.
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like maybe a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
2007-07-20 12:38:12 · 12 answers · asked by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i don't know there never satisfied she wants feeding as well
2007-07-20 12:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! LMAO! Another version for you--
Dear Abby,
Since my husband started taking Viagra, he won't leave me alone. I can't get any housework done, I can't eat, and he won't let me sleep. What can I do? Signed, Exhausted.
PS-- please excuse the jerky handwriting.
2007-07-20 13:19:29 · answer #2 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny. I am now claiming it as my own, printing it out & sending it to lots of people who don't have access to the web. (including S Martypants' answer)
2007-07-20 12:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-20 12:50:26 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one there.!!!
Funny so 10/10.!!!
So am i, starving that is ha ha.!!!
Time to get take-aways.!!!
2007-07-20 13:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Another good joke, keep em' coming...
2007-07-20 14:15:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a star, was not guessing that punchline.
2007-07-20 13:16:01 · answer #7 · answered by janemull 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Niiiice.
2007-07-20 21:12:52 · answer #8 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, really really funny!!
2007-07-20 12:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2007-07-21 00:19:23 · answer #10 · answered by - Alex. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋