A German Shepherd and a Jack Russell in the vet's office....
The German Shepherd says, "What are you in for?"
The Jack Russell says, "Neighbour's cat came in and ate my food so I gave it one and I've got to have my nuts chopped off...What are you in for?"
The German Shepherd says, "my mistress came downstairs the other morning, stark naked, took the washing out of the machine, she bent over and I couldn't resist it, I had to do it!"
The Jack Russell says, "Are they taking your nuts off as well?"
"No, I've got to have my nails clipped."
2007-07-20 12:33:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woof .Woof.That's a bark of approval fidgety.
That reminds me I must book an appointment with my manicurist.
2007-07-21 02:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one there.!!!
Lucky German Shepherd.!!!
It's a Dogs Life ha ha.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-07-20 12:37:44 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EX-CELLENT! Here's one for you--
A woman goes to the doctor's office with her knees rubbed raw. The doctor asks what caused it, and the woman says, "Well, er, they're rug burns from having sex, doggy style, all the time."
"Well, surely you know other positions."
"Sure I do, but my doggy doesn't!"
2007-07-20 13:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by gamblin man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-20 13:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 03:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! Great JOKE!!! hheheheh. actually wrote it down. 10/10.here's a star!
2007-07-20 13:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shoot, what happened to saturday, cant be sunday already
hello no 3 joker, what a nice suprise, how are you?
2007-07-20 14:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that's where they get the expression ,"Doing it doggy style."!!
2007-07-20 13:06:21 · answer #8 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMBO!!!
Great one!!!
It gets a 10!!!
2007-07-20 12:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by deiracefan_219 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is so bad! funny though, lol
2007-07-20 12:38:15 · answer #10 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋