Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
*** NO OFFENSE TO POLITICIANS!! ***
2007-07-20 12:29:36 · 9 answers · asked by Tally 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So true!! That's a good one!
2007-07-20 13:35:42 · answer #1 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-20 13:00:56 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You nailed that one!
Flawless delivery, perfect timing and the truth never made me laugh so hard!
2007-07-20 13:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by Z-Force920 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont forget politicians also have no brains thats why they have their party help him do every single thing for em!
2007-07-20 12:43:14 · answer #4 · answered by Da truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-07-20 12:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by Tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! thats soo funny!!! â¥
2007-07-20 12:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
good one!
2007-07-21 19:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by gayle d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-07-20 12:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by loops 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!
thats a good one. :)
2007-07-20 12:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by čŖåŻęĤ! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋