A man in his 80's struggles to get up from the couch, then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm going to the Doctor."
"Why are you sick?"
"Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
The old man says, "Where the hell are you going?"
"I'm going to the Doctor, too."
"Why, what do you need?"
"If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm going to get a tetanus shot!"
2007-07-20 12:25:38 · 10 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u get a star when tricky not heard it before
hello again.
2007-07-21 08:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, i feel soz for the poor old dude having an insulting wife like that :P made me smile tho
2007-07-20 19:30:36 · answer #2 · answered by Becks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle chuckle
2007-07-20 19:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by damron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Try again.
2007-07-20 19:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by Harriet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it , my wife took Niagara by mistake she didn't stop pis*ing for a fortnight
2007-07-20 19:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
⥠haha, that's kinda bad, yet oh-so funny!! =D â¥
2007-07-20 19:31:27 · answer #6 · answered by Tally 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend was laying in bed with his Thai girlfriend, and they had just finished having sex.
she was laying there stroking his penis, when he leaned over and said.....
do you like stroking my penis ????
yes she replied, i miss mine so much.
2007-07-20 19:29:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh dear
lol
2007-07-20 19:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by BrilliantPomegranate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh!
2007-07-20 19:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ mimi ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, cute
2007-07-20 20:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥PirplePashn♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋