"I Hate My Job" day
When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this
brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice
that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE *** THAN YOURS!
2007-07-20 11:59:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL I think i had their brand for my daughter never thought to look for that though lol thanks made me giggle
2007-07-20 12:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any joke that includes a rectal thermometer is great. Thanks for that!
2007-07-20 22:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by dm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! lol! 10!
2007-07-20 20:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll do that! sureley!
2007-07-20 19:08:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then.....
2007-07-20 19:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by gub gub 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋