A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blond is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next."
2007-07-20 11:40:09 · 21 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn, I wish I hadn't shoved a huge spoonfull of chilli con carne into my mouth just before I read that... i did that snort/laugh thing and it really stings!!!
2007-07-20 11:47:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hows that a joke....a pissed blonde think her boyfreind is cheating on her she buys a gun go to his aparment see him cheating on a red head so she points a gun at the red head her boyfreinds trys to persuade her to not shoot and the blonde then threatens him after the death of a red head now let me answer your question with an other question....were's da humor
2007-07-20 11:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Da truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's how I heard it: '....As she is approximately to force away, the hearder runs as much as the vehicle and asks; "If i assume your real hair colour, am i able to have the sheep back?" somewhat startled, the blonde has an analogous opinion. "Blonde." surprised, the blonde asks how he knew. "because of the fact it particularly isn't any longer a sheep, it particularly is my canines." nevertheless humorous the two way you tell it in spite of the undeniable fact that. right here's a celeb!
2016-10-09 03:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the world is full of stupid people like Da Truth, they don't have a sence o' humor that's a funny 1 jane
2007-07-20 12:05:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah!!! A sure Darwin award candidate there. lol Sorry is just that sadly :C "the world is full of stupid people."
2007-07-20 11:56:40 · answer #5 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the redheads next, i went out with a redhead once , she had no hair just a redhead
2007-07-20 12:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-07-20 11:46:25 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, hahahaha nice one again, keep them coming.
Give me 5 minutes though, i've just spat coffee alover my screen hahaha.
2007-07-20 11:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT! i love blonde jokes. and don't pay any attention to Da Truth, he didn't understaind it, and i don't think he could. but i LOVED IT! :). star for you.
2007-07-20 18:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by akira sohma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont think grinning ape likes you jane, but i do, keep up the great work gal.
2007-07-20 11:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋