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Jaimie and Joan got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Jaimie's mum and dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, little Johnny, Jamie's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Jaimie and Joan are up yet...
"No" said his mum.
Little Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
"I don't want to hear what you think - just go to school.

Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Are Jaimie and Joan up yet?"
"No" said his mum again.
"Do you know what I think?"
"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and get back to school."

After school little Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Jaimie and Joan up yet?"
"NO!" said his mum.
"Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "OK!" now tell me what you think then!"

"Well mum, last night Jaimie came to my room for Vaseline and I think I gave him aeroplane glue."

2007-07-20 11:29:22 · 24 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

Okay good one.!!!
Ladies and Gentleman and Others please explain to Piscesburd that I surrender and I'm going for a drink.!!!
Time Out.!!!
While at work ha ha.!!!
Funny Lady.!!!
You Win.!!!

2007-07-20 11:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2 0

Poor Jaimie! But having read JAM123's reply I think you've upset him piscesburd naughty, naughty.

2007-07-20 11:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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2016-09-30 09:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-20 14:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

heheheheh hahahaha funny a star

2007-07-20 11:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 1 0

hahahhahhahahahahah
I laughed out load at that
thanks x

2007-07-20 11:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol hilarious...im sure there in a real "sticky" situation if you know what i mean...i can just see the moms expression

2007-07-20 11:34:26 · answer #7 · answered by Kokomoe 2 · 1 0

if you two keep this up you'll have jaime re-considering chicago in a different like

2007-07-20 14:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by free the weed 3 · 1 0

Oooooh, sharp intake of breath... :oS

2007-07-20 11:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by franja 6 · 0 0

never, never dont listen to little johnny!

2007-07-20 13:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by janemull 3 · 0 0

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