A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.
The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls an AK-47 out of his fur, and shoots the bar to pieces. He then heads for the door.
The shocked bartender jumps out from behind the destroyed bar and yells, "Hey, what do you think you're doing? You ate lunch, shot up my bar, and now you're just going to leave?"
The panda bear answers calmlly, "I'm a panda bear." The bartender says, "Yeah, so?" The panda bear replies, "Look it up," and walks out the door.
The bartender jumps back behind the ruined bar and grabs his encyclopedia. He looks up "panda bear," and sure enough, there is a picture of the panda bear.
He reads the caption, which says, "Panda Bear--a cuddly, black and white creature. Eats shoots and leaves."
2007-07-20 11:14:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cyber idol - its an alaskan malamute..i adore them theyre so beautiful.
2007-07-20 21:53:15 · update #1
Bearly funny!!!
Heard it before!!!
2007-07-20 11:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I first heard this joke a year before Lynn Truss published her book, fully 5 years ago
2007-07-20 12:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly i didnt see that coming and dont listen 2 the critics that was pretty funny u get a star
2007-07-20 11:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Kokomoe 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats not worth a star, only just got a giggle from me. 3/10.
2016-05-18 22:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
speaking of panda bears! I like looking at them! cause they're cute!! your joke is still funny!
2007-07-20 11:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a good 1
2007-07-20 12:00:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! lol! 10!
2007-07-20 14:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheheh! on your avatar nice one I too like wolfs and dogs i don't really know what kind of dog i like but i know what kind of wolf i like its the arctic wolf!! lol nice joke star!
2007-07-20 11:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL! Thanks for the laugh, here's a star! Thank you for giving me a funny joke I haven't heard before!
2007-07-20 11:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny, have a star
2007-07-20 12:07:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋