This is my joke that is almost done:
"A carrot walks into a salad bar and says..."
Any answers are really appreciated. Thanks.
2007-07-20 10:50:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im here now lettuce eat!
2007-07-20 10:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by Wagz 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A carrot walks into a salad bar and says, "I now call to order this Cannibal's Anonymous Convention, Part 9; Dealing with Temptation"
I personnally like the joke;
A man walks into a bar. He falls to the ground and says, "Hey, what the heck is that big metal bar doing in the middle of the street?"
2007-07-20 10:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by Artemis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sup Homeys
2007-07-20 10:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by Necromancer3000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This joke is going to end in a dramatic way with a possible humorous climax.
2007-07-20 10:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by MitchyMitch 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny already! :) carrot, salad bar! Ha!
2007-07-20 10:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by greysfan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey! who wants to take a toss with me in the bowl tonight!
2007-07-20 10:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Hey onion breath, get your bacon off my chair. Bartender, hit me with some juice, and toss that lettuce head out of here!"
2007-07-20 10:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by heeboy3 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHA i agree with Wagz!
"im here now lettuce eat! "
2007-07-20 11:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by elizacandle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll stay if they're no Rabbits in here
2007-07-20 10:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you make me go all to pieces??? can't really turn that one good for ya sorry
2007-07-20 10:54:09 · answer #10 · answered by lb_kj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damm! That hurt!
2007-07-20 10:53:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋