Should children witness child birth?
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>Good question. Here's your answer.
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>Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house
>was very dark so the paramedic asked
>Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he
>could see while he helped deliver the baby.
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>Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and
>after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his
>little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
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>The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
>3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen
>quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
>place......smack his *** again!"
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>If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
2007-07-20
10:16:11
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