How do I remove these horns from my head???!!!
2007-07-20 10:13:10 · 19 answers · asked by Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why get rid of them? You can use them to hold up a halo :)
2007-07-20 13:17:34 · answer #1 · answered by Angelia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are 3 ways to kill the kittens..oops remove the horns.
1) Come here i'll douse you with Holy Water or better yet hose you down.
Needless to say this is what Rev. Meatloaf recommends.
2) Repent for your sins. Kneel down in front of the altar and light your horns like candles. Burn, baby, burn!
Self-explanatory.
3) Kindness a day keeps the horns away.
You see, he sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!
Oh well too early for Christmas but hey hey hey..works all the time..according to St. Nicholas.
Good luck and have a happy hornless life!
2007-07-21 08:50:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
You do look like a horny little devil. (I'm sure you've heard THAT one a thousand times!)
Do what Spock and "My Favorite Martian" used to do. Whenever they went out in public, they'd wear knit hats or caps to cover them up.
2007-07-20 17:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by HawaiianBrian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choose the Lord.
2007-07-20 17:17:40 · answer #4 · answered by jamoca 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want to remove them??? Guys love horny women. You'll be in high demand.
2007-07-21 14:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by Magic Mouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By asking Jesus Christ to remove them, its the only way. Jesus saves, JEsus heals and delivers and HE also forgives. Just ask. He is coming soon and you cant fool God you are either fully His or you arent. Choose soon and choose wisely.
2007-07-20 17:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dremel?
2007-07-20 17:19:27 · answer #7 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proactiv.
2007-07-20 17:17:40 · answer #8 · answered by hoff_mom 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bone saw and some filing.
2007-07-20 17:20:21 · answer #9 · answered by Tzadiq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say "Jesus" and they will fall off. It's true. The name of "Jesus" scares demons so much that they flee. Give it a try. Those aren't becoming to a lady.
2007-07-20 17:18:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋