...when the preacher said "Ya know, Ya always got the Lord by your side! "
Do you believe this?
Will the Lord be next to me in my handbasket?
2007-07-20 10:06:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I was so pleased to be informed of this...
That I ran 20 red lights in his honor.
Thank ya Jesus, thank ya Lord!
2007-07-20 10:15:19 · update #1
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*high five*
I wonder how many other people here will know that's a Rolling Stones song? :-)
" . . . the girl with . . . well, you know what kind of eyes she's got . . ."
2007-07-20 10:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is always with his disciples but, consider this also, 1st John says if you claim to walk in the light but, walk in the darness, you are a liar. That means if you claim salvation and Christ with you but, break the law/run red lights, you are a liar. That word from the greek means you live your life as a lie, therefore questioning if you really do know Jesus.
2007-07-20 17:20:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You make me laugh but I am betting you will get a lot of flack for the colored comment even though I got what you were going for.
2007-07-20 17:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by meissen97 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The thousands of children who had their lives ruined by pedophile priests had only a pervert by their side, but religious people don't want to talk about it.
2007-07-20 17:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Damn, I was hoping I'd be next to you in the handbasket.
2007-07-20 17:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
no darling he will be carring the hand basket and pull you up like a basket of flowers cause he dont make no junk luv dad
2007-07-20 22:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus told his disciples that He is with them always, even until the end of the world, so if you are a believer, no matter what color, He is with you always.
2007-07-20 17:13:23 · answer #7 · answered by beattyb 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lol!
'Colored' radio station? Was it built with crayons?
2007-07-20 17:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
"Colored radio station?" That is a racist remark. I sleep with men that would be offended by that comment.
2007-07-20 17:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
um yes i believe that, but you need to not say "colored" radio station this is not the 1800's honey and we're black or African American.
2007-07-20 17:11:04 · answer #10 · answered by Arenajay 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋