Life lessons?

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today coz they pissed me off!
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the *** I have to kiss tomorrow!
Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays.
Andhelp me to remember..........When I am having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

2007-07-20 09:41:35 · 3 answers · asked by Dot_H 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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bwahahahaha i liked the last one best ^-^

2007-07-20 12:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10.

2007-07-20 14:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

lmao

2007-07-20 09:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by boom chicki boom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋