An old guy in Texas was going to bed one night when he noticed somebody in his shed stealing things, he phoned the police who said they had no one available to deal with it so he hung up. A few minutes later he phoned back and said " A few minutes ago I phoned you and told you about some people robbing my stuff, well you don't need to worry about it I've Shot them.!" Within 5 minutes there was half a dozen police cars, Helicopters and an armed response unit there and they caught the burglars red handed. A policeman turned to the old man and said "I thought you said you shot them.!" and the old man replied "I thought you said there was no one available.!"
2007-07-20 09:35:00 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Typical, just typical :)
2007-07-20 14:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!! I'll bet stuff like that happens all the time too! Or maybe I just think that coz I've got this stereotypical view of texans!!
2007-07-20 09:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is a better joke then your other 1
2007-07-20 10:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to laugh, if that was your own ,then you should find some one to publish some of your work, just a thought !!.
2007-07-20 09:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by hans m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard about that it's a true story !! Funny Too!!
2007-07-20 13:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me chuckle. The truth is very often funny.
:-)))
2007-07-20 09:48:53 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha very nice.
2007-07-20 22:01:58 · answer #7 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-07-20 11:11:06 · answer #8 · answered by Patsy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! Superb joke! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha LMAO!!! Here's a star for you!!!
2007-07-20 09:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice lmao
2007-07-20 09:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by random bailey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋