Why are the Japanese so smart.?
No Blondes.
2007-07-20 09:20:47 · 31 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoa bessie, me gonna slap your paws
or take your pink outfit
2007-07-20 09:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. that's purely funny. Here's another one:
A blonde, brunette and a red head are walking.
Brunette: I think we're lost.
Red Head: Yeah.
Blonde: Look! An old house!
The girls go inside.
Red Head: Look, a bottle!
Brunette: Let's open it!
The Blonde opens the bottle. A genie appears.
Genie: You each get one wish.
Brunette: I wish I was home. (SHE'S TAKEN HOME)
Red Head: I wish I was home. (SHE IS TAKEN HOME)
Blonde: I wish my friends were here with me.
2007-07-20 16:24:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10..............4 at best. Better luck next time. And I am not a blond.
2007-07-20 16:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by Katherine Lynn A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would've noticed it.
Two blondes walk into a bar.
OUCH.
How do you know when a blinde has been using a computer?
There's tippex on the screen.
(I'm a natural blonde myself, so don't get offended!) ;)
2007-07-20 16:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by Amy B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! 10!
2007-07-20 21:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that very offensive seeing that I am a natural blonde (just kidding that was a good one.)
2007-07-20 16:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man was walking through a field with his blonde girlfriend. "Ooh, look", he said sadly, "A dead bird."
His blonde girlfriend looked up into the sky and said, "Where?,Where?"
2007-07-20 16:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by freshprince 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just because i'm blonde and haven't been to japan doesn't mean i'm not smart
2007-07-20 16:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do blondes make bad dairy farmers?
They can't keep two calves together. :(
2007-07-20 21:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
2007-07-20 16:23:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋