2007-07-20 09:06:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
First it is clear Teletubbies are the product of Time and Money. It took both Time and Money to produce them.
So we have:
Teletubbies = Time x Money.
But Time Is Money
as you can see from: http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/05/29/time.money/
Time = Money
So therefore
Teletubbies = Money x Money.
But we know from the bible ( Timothy 6:10 ) that Money is the root of all Evil
Money = Square Root ( Evil )
So Squaring Both sides we get
Money x Money = Evil
but Teletubbies = Money x Money
Therefore substituting for "Money x Money" we see that:
Teletubbies = Evil
Therefore according to the Bible: Teletubbies are Evil.
2007-07-20 09:07:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
salient2 has a good point, but i like when it refers to women more!
teletubbies are evil because the purple guy (i think his name is tinky-winky) is gay and has a rainbow colored purse. go figure. ha! or maybe it's the sun-baby? you know, i heard they can be real trouble makers!
ps - before anyone gets upset, i'm only poking fun at the hilarity of some excuses i've seen for wanting to put a ban on the show/toys... this is in no way a 'bash' of any kind to either homosexuals or babies. i like them both very much.
2007-07-20 16:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by jae 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teletubbies are not evil what is evil is the people who made them. Teletubies are just the product of someone and can not be held accountable for that persons evilness
2007-07-20 16:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Teletubbies aren't evil. Barney is evil!!!!
2007-07-20 16:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by magix151 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are ether Evil or French
2007-07-20 16:11:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have to agree with the salient2 above, which by the way (looking up) the way you arrived at that is HILARIOUS!!!
2007-07-20 16:09:06 · answer #6 · answered by bensbabe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because Saint Jerry Falwell told us they were...and we blindly believe anything a pastor tells us to be true.
2007-07-20 16:09:41 · answer #7 · answered by G.C. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jerry Falwell said so, that's good enough for me! Why would that fat bastid lie?
2007-07-20 16:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
theyre not part of the ten commands...sin is breaking those
tubbies are harmless
2007-07-20 16:09:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just look at those little frickers.
2007-07-20 16:09:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋