More Blonde Jokes?

Question

A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"



Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

Here's some more


A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them." A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."


Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses." "We don't have any." replied the first blonde. "Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses." "But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river." The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the warden, "take all the debris you want." And wi

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Answer 1

Dude... the second one was hilarious!!

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Answer 2

Those r really funny. I got another one.

A dumb blonde was riding a hhorse. After a while she starts to slip of. She grabbes the tail. But oddly nothing happens the horse dusnt do anything. She struggles to get back on the horse. But then the man working at target came out and said. I'm sorry mam your too big to ride that ride. Theres children waiting in line with thier pennies ready.

Answer 3

funny! keep them comming i love blond jokes her is one for you!

T. G. I. F. Joke?
A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by reciting the letters, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again.


He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."


The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F" another time.


The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."


The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"


The man answered, "S-H-I-T: Sorry Honey, It's Thursday

Answer 4

Very good. I quite like blondes ever since I went out with a redhead. That's what she had .... no hair, just a red head.

Answer 5

I like the second one best!

Answer 6

Those are too funny, I needed a good laugh today.

Answer 7

lol both of them r very funny thnx for making me laugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x

Answer 8

LOL. Funny. It would have been better with a few more jokes, though...

Answer 9

Lol the first joke's my fave.

Answer 10

the second one is better