A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".
So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer. Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".
2007-07-20 08:24:17 · 13 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol -i really did! thanks thats funny!!xx
2007-07-20 08:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-07-20 08:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Milk Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2016-05-18 04:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 carp
2007-07-20 08:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heeeee heee hee, hoo hoo hooo ! I love this one. Jane , you are the greatest. Take a star.
2007-07-20 08:29:30 · answer #5 · answered by Katherine Lynn A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. somebody call the animal rights activists..
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-07-20 08:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Sweetie! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Here's a star for a lovely joke...
2007-07-20 08:31:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2007-07-20 08:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, my grandfather told me that one - he heard it when he was a little boy.
2007-07-20 08:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by pater47 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hoho-made me chuckle Jane. :-)
2007-07-20 08:30:41 · answer #10 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so funny, but i thought it was a blonnd not a man..
2007-07-20 08:37:06 · answer #11 · answered by ? ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋