Jesus & Moses were strolling by the Red Sea when Moses nudged Jesus and said, "Hey, Jesus, I've still got it."
Moses turned towards the Red Sea & lifts up his staff. The angels began to sing the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging gale & the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arms &, with a smug grin on his face, turned back to face Jesus.
Jesus scoffed. "Moses, my boy, I've still got it" & with a flourish of his robes, Jesus stepped onto the waters of the Red Sea & began to stride across.
But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly began to sink. He splashed into the water & began to choke and flounder as the waves tossed him about Moses grumbled at Jesus' sillyness & parted the water once more & helped Jesus back to shore,
When they had finally reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder & said, "Don't worry about it, Lord. Last time you tried it you didn't have holes in your feet."
2007-07-20 08:21:18 · 14 answers · asked by MuffinMagic 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damnnnn...that is FUNNY:) Cruel and mean but still funny.
You're one sick little monkey:)
2007-07-20 08:50:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horrible but Funny
Now here's one for you..
This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the final exam, they ad solid "A's."
These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem. final was on Monday), they decided to go up to University of Virginia to a party with some friends.
So they did this and had a great time. However, they ended up staying longer than they planned, and they didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found Professor Aldric after the final and explained to him why they missed it.
They told him that they went up to Virginia for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time. So they were late getting back to campus.
Aldric thought this over and agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Aldric had told them.
He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about free radical formation and was worth 5 points. "Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy." They did that problem and then turned the page.
They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page.
It said: (95 points) "Which tire?"
CHeeRioS
2007-07-20 08:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're very delusioned my buddy. interior the hot testomony it says Moses became translated (Jude) and he recognised to Jesus with Elijah on the Mount of Transfiguration (The Gospels, particularly Matthew) Edit: at previous Timer, you in straightforward terms confirmed how little you already know the Bible and how below-qualified you're to deal with this question - in the process the full previous testomony, human beings regarded forward to Jesus with the sacrifices. And as for the Trinity modern-day or no longer, i'm able to no longer pass there now (could take way too long), yet there is overwhelming info for it - you of course in simple terms latch directly to in spite of rumors human beings unfold approximately what's or isn't interior the Bible, with out examining it for your self. at Camille, definitely, i admire which facet you're taking, yet i think of you may learn your Bible somewhat extra heavily too at Joe, properly pronounced customarily, yet in simple terms keep in mind that believing interior the word skill believing in Jesus at Gertystorrud, lol very actual!
2016-12-10 17:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a funny one, a STAR for you!
2007-07-20 09:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! Star for you!
2007-07-20 08:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....your chances of getting into heaven are decreasing exponentially!!!
2007-07-20 08:29:43 · answer #6 · answered by pure_dragonfire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering where this joke was going, but it ended nicely.
2007-07-20 08:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be glad he has holes in his feet
2007-07-20 08:27:02 · answer #8 · answered by LiZm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny.
2007-07-20 08:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it its cute
2007-07-20 08:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋