"Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon.....you got nice house."
2007-07-20 07:54:07 · 23 answers · asked by Number 2 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
can you say ur fired hahahaha!
2007-07-20 07:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that was funny. Here's one for you...
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ...just #$&#*&^# beautiful!
2007-07-20 14:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very nice!!! LOL Have a star for making my Friday a little brighter!
2007-07-20 14:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Hippiechick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhaaa! That's Funnny! You deserve a star!
2007-07-20 17:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jules 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe 4t tha woz gr8 lmfao lol
u so can defo av a star
2007-07-20 15:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Lovely joke! I heard it before from my dear Chinese friends 'Hu Yu Fa King' and 'Fa King Fa Ni.' LMFAO!!! Star for you!
2007-07-20 15:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-07-20 14:56:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, did he work it out with a pencil?
2007-07-20 14:57:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mountain Man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great, i'm still laughing
2007-07-20 14:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by Papa Dom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke, read it a few days ago with patient and doctor
2007-07-20 14:56:35 · answer #10 · answered by dominique m 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋