What does Snoop Dog use to clean his clothes?
Bleotch!
(not laughing, you do better. Keep it short)
2007-07-20 07:45:35 · 24 answers · asked by Ra-ra 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe that's a good one!
2007-07-20 07:48:30 · answer #1 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't keep it short..because short jokes are not funy. Read this one and I am sure you'll like it....I GURANTEE
This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the final exam, they ad solid "A's."
These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem. final was on Monday), they decided to go up to University of Virginia to a party with some friends.
So they did this and had a great time. However, they ended up staying longer than they planned, and they didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found Professor Aldric after the final and explained to him why they missed it.
They told him that they went up to Virginia for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time. So they were late getting back to campus.
Aldric thought this over and agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Aldric had told them.
He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about free radical formation and was worth 5 points. "Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy." They did that problem and then turned the page.
They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page.
It said: (95 points) "Which tire?"
CHeeRioS
2007-07-20 08:28:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but cling wrap, which he's wrapped in head to toe. He say "doc, what's wrong with me" the doctor says "well, I can clearly see your nuts" How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in the lightbulb. Why did the idiot throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly. Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? She had a blonde boyfriend.
2016-05-18 04:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the appearance and cleanliness of his clothes have elicited a response like 'BLEOTCH!" I"m wondering if maybe he doesn't clean them at all ??!!
2007-07-20 07:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The What tire was a classic
2007-07-20 08:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by lilrobeena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! good one dude! keep it coming! I like short jokes!
2007-07-20 08:07:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the chuck norris joke was great hahaha
2007-07-20 07:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by Katie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
2007-07-20 07:48:46 · answer #8 · answered by c_o_ldbr_ai_n 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not laughing but then again I never laugh I was brone without a sense of humor you see, so nothing makes me smile/laugh
2007-07-20 07:49:16 · answer #9 · answered by Moo-Chan 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
bc Ken cums in another box.
2007-07-20 07:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
whats short stupid and a waste of time?
this joke but i still made u read it
2007-07-20 07:50:01 · answer #11 · answered by Boston gal 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋