A teacher asks her class, ?If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left??
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ?None, they all fly away with the first gun shot?
The teacher replies ?The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.?
Then Little Johnny says ?I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married??
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ?Well I suppose the one that?s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone?
To which Little Johnny replied, ?The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.?
2007-07-20 07:43:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if made ya laugh lol
2007-07-20 07:44:17 · update #1
Another star that was really funny..poor little johnny....
2007-07-20 08:15:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha That is my favourite 'little Johnny' at his outrageous best... I have heard it before! But it still makes me giggle, gaggle and laugh my gorgeous ar$e off! A star for you Sweetie!!!
2007-07-20 14:51:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that one was funny. Here's one for you
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
2007-07-20 14:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That Johnny will need some serios therapy as an adult
2007-07-20 14:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love little johnny jokes! a star for you!
2007-07-20 15:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but goodie!
2007-07-20 15:35:47 · answer #6 · answered by Deb S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2007-07-20 14:54:29 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Smith 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
2007-07-20 14:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by Boston gal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one Nicole. You're doing great...............
2007-07-20 15:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-07-20 14:46:45 · answer #10 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋