One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats."
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2007-07-20 07:38:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahaha, that's VERY funny. Poor Blondie, she wanted to impress her hubby but she ended up making a prick out of herself! I'll give you a star xD! Peace out.x
2007-07-20 07:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by Senorita 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one.....excellent very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh .....good job.....keep up the good ones "Blonde caller:“Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?” Operator: “I’m sorry, I don’t understand who you are talking about” Blond Caller: “On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?” blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire: fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest.....Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home. They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre. They went to see "Closed For The Winter". why cant blondes make kool-aid they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths." Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet how did the blonde get square boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention.So she eventually got her to the emrgency.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button." two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train.
2016-05-18 04:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by catherine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i enjoy any joke! a star for you my friend!
2007-07-20 08:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll star ya up.....hahahahaha
2007-07-20 08:13:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-07-20 07:54:15 · answer #5 · answered by chris m 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
not the best joke
2007-07-20 07:42:08 · answer #6 · answered by dominique m 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're starred. Congrats..............
2007-07-20 08:05:38 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-07-20 07:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by cutest chick!!! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAH STAR!
2007-07-20 07:43:35 · answer #9 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-07-20 08:00:12 · answer #10 · answered by AlyKat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋