My cat Frank jumped on my girlfirend's lap just a second ago and pooped on her and now they're both crying what do I do!?
2007-07-20 07:21:31 · 20 answers · asked by Chris L 2 in Pets ➔ Cats
Maybe ur cat was just jealous. Actually tell ur girl friend she shud respect this and hold it in the utmost regard because cats are very discriminate where they pinch a loaf. U shud be proud ur cat likes ur girl friend this much.
2007-07-20 07:38:18 · answer #1 · answered by typea911 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I needed a laugh like that! It's actually pretty funny. Not to you two, but it is... sorry.
Not much you can do, just clean it up, apologise to her profusely, show the cat the litter box and just leave the situation alone.
She might have scared the bejeeses out of your cat, he might have wanted to go to the box but was being held too tight & pooped where he was, he might have really thought her perfume smelled like poop (I've been in elevators with women who smell like they're covered in urine but it's the perfume....), or who knows what other reason.
But what happened happened, just help her get cleaned up, apologize and give her a hug.
2007-07-20 22:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok wait a mintue here let me make sure I got this right. Your cat crapped on your girlfriend and your first thought was hmm....let me ask yahoo what I should do instead of cleaning it up and comforting them both?
Your crazy! I can see it.."wait baby let me ask yahoo what we should do about the crap laying on your leg it will only take a second!" ;)
I would say clean it up and take your cat to the vet because I have never had a cat actually crap on a human. I have had them do it everywhere else though.
I would tap you on the nose and say " no bad boyfriend!" for posting instead on helping...lol
2007-07-20 14:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by Lori S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless your cat has some sort of health problem, it sounds like the cat is jealous of your gf. Or doesn't like her. My cat poops on my bed when he's mad at me...
2007-07-20 14:31:49 · answer #4 · answered by Kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaa~
Sorry, I just had to laugh.
um.. offer your gf your clothes and clean the mess up
scold your cat and put it in the bathroom.
2007-07-20 14:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jussikah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude thats funny...pick up cat first with paper towels...carry to bathroom and clean him with paper towels and water and very *little* soap...dry him good...then ask your gf to take off her skirt/pants....throw them on the floor, and tell her to take a shower...if it is worth salvaging, try to clean her clothes, otherwise give her some sweats to wear...if you dont have any run to the store to get her some (dude, it was YOUR cat..)
2007-07-20 14:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell ur gf that u couldn't control the cat...nad ur very sorry..."punish" the cat by whatever u want...just don't hurt it :(
tell ur cat no...then re-teach ur cat to go to the litter box...not on ur gf...good luck
2007-07-20 14:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by BrunetteBeachLuver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put your cat in a room with a door and close it. make sure to put the litter box water and food in there too.
and tell your girlfriend sorry-im sur you already have. it's not your fault so don't worry
2007-07-20 14:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by ~Victoria Beverly~ 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that's hilarios! Um anyways just apologize and clean the poop.
2007-07-20 14:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by Kagomey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say dump the girlfriend....Your cat obviously senses something bad/evil about her! Good Luck!
2007-07-20 16:18:15 · answer #10 · answered by Julia V 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋