There was a Baptist Church in South Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and
said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday."
2007-07-20 07:19:43 · 20 answers · asked by pRiNcEss_c",) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tsay, twas **** thw thwame organist I knoses?
2007-07-28 05:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Nigel8ball 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freaking Hilarious! Funny Person. Now theres a minister I could do with.
2007-07-20 14:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright.
2007-07-27 13:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy!
2007-07-20 14:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by heartlover2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She wong foe dat
2007-07-27 11:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by hip-notizin' 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. yea, we know where that ministers been putting his mouth
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hilarious one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-07-20 14:29:00 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarius!!!
2007-07-20 20:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahh lol i get it hah star 4 u!
2007-07-20 14:31:31 · answer #8 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahaha...that perverted old minister....
too freakin funny!
2007-07-27 09:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was funny
2007-07-28 04:27:08 · answer #10 · answered by jusbizness403 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋