this guy is being an ahole to me by calling me ugly and retarded
so i need some combacks the next time i see him.
2007-07-20 07:12:39 · 19 answers · asked by Mother Mary 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please help me
2007-07-21 07:34:21 · update #1
You could always say something like, "You know you love me! Admit it, you can't get enough of me!"
OR
"Don't hate me coz I'm beautiful"
Or try to reword something along the lines of, "Why do you feel the need to throw insults around, you must be pretty insecure in yourself to insult others like that"
Don't forget, all women are beautiful in their own right. Beauty is only skin deep and real beauty is on the inside. I hate those people who say that this is something ugly people say; I think them saying that shows that they are the insecure shallow ones.
Have a nice day!!!
Greetings from Down Under
2007-07-28 02:53:01 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, if you're really emo then you wouldn't have "Kitty" in you name and you wouldn't be an sites such as these. Second, emos don't care about what people think about them, they mainly just want to be isolated from society and die. Technically comebacks aren't really jokes. But... the best is GO TO HELL YOU FRICKIN' TWEETY BIRD or GTH F^KIN A$$HOLE
you said this was a dude right well simply say (if swearing is not a option) OK dad anthing else I should know,or Yes Mom
Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead jut to make up her mind
2007-07-27 18:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
. You!... Off my planet!
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed
. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
. And which dwarf are you?
2007-07-26 15:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
some village available is disadvantaged of it is "fool". you have an IQ of two. Too undesirable it takes 3 to grunt. everyone has the best to be gruesome, yet you have abused that privilege. As an intruder, what do you think of of the human race?
2016-11-09 23:50:10 · answer #4 · answered by bojan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo dad is so fat that when he went to school he sat 'round everybody.... but he still wasnt fat as yo fat momma.
Yo mom is soo old that Moses signed her year book.
Yo mom is so old that when God said let there be light she hit the switch.
Yo mom breath so stank that when she breathes she puts holes in the ozne layers.
Yo mom so fat I can use the elasatic in her draws to go bunjee jumping.
2007-07-26 17:29:30 · answer #5 · answered by Sir $liq Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your family is so poor, they go kfc to lick other peoples fingers!
your dads so ugly, he looked out a window nd was arrested 4 mooning!
your mums like a bowling ball, fingered 3 times then dashed down an alley!
your so ugly, when you were born the nurse slapped your mum!
your mums so fat, she cut her leg and gravy poured out!
they should get you going, i get back when i remember more!
2007-07-20 07:27:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him kindly how can 2 beautiful people have such an ugly kid
then tell him to go ask his parents
2007-07-27 07:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by Susarella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He probably does this in front of others, right?
Just point at him and say, "Did you fart or is that your breath!" and walk away holding your nose!
Don't even wait for a reply.
Good luck.
2007-07-26 15:48:05 · answer #8 · answered by Tim O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say "back at ya!" then walk away. Ignoring him is the ultimate comeback, tho. Stare at him as if he doesn't exsist.
2007-07-20 07:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by abbyn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
def agree with "not what you said last night" but make sure you leave NO trace of doubt in your body language or tone of voice
2007-07-26 14:38:13 · answer #10 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋