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A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago .

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't Big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and Big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother Tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes, she did...."

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no Baby planes because Southwest always pulls out On time. Have your mother explain that to you.

2007-07-20 07:01:42 · 13 answers · asked by Nancy B 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

omg i'm still laughing! very good joke! a star for you! lmao

2007-07-20 07:07:09 · answer #1 · answered by sunshinembf 4 · 0 0

you are silly!!! That was too funny!!! Don't get on a plane with your soon to be 5 year old son!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!! Love Ya heifer!!

2007-07-20 09:07:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard it before. But I just wanna say that pulling out does not prevent pregnancy.. just so any kids reading this don't get the wrong idea.

2007-07-20 07:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by David 3 · 0 1

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Oh My God! That was simply hilarious! Star for you Sweetie!!!

2007-07-20 07:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cute!

2007-07-20 07:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by Deb S 6 · 0 0

HAHA..omg...funny

2007-07-20 07:04:29 · answer #6 · answered by Kristina O 2 · 0 0

lmao.. omg! thats simply hilarious

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

good one.. thanx for sharing

2007-07-20 07:12:30 · answer #7 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0 0

Clever. I liked it. Star for you.

2007-07-20 08:27:38 · answer #8 · answered by Chewie 3 · 0 0

very funny

2007-07-20 07:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by KWITCHABITCHN 2 · 0 0

hahaha funny!

2007-07-20 07:04:41 · answer #10 · answered by Boston gal 2 · 0 0

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