Examples:
Whales: If you're bad, you get beached.
Cows: chew swallow chew swallow chew swallow go to heaven.
Cats: I -am- God.
2007-07-20 06:43:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dogs- bad dog - stop spelling your name backwards!
2007-07-20 06:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I've been out of town, hon. What is a basketeer?
hm, Horses would say "nay" to glue factories.
Wolves- strong family values
Swans- grace under pressure
Spiders- keep a journal and write daily
Dogs- meditation (could look like sleeping) is the key to happiness
Birds- singing is a godly profession
2007-07-20 13:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you stole my answer! Cats would believe that there is no external god, that it resides within them.
Or actually, they'd ALL think THEY were god.
Fleas wouldn't care so long as they were fed. They're the original atheists.
Spiders: I betcha spiders have a god. A truly hideous god with many many legs. I can TOTALLY see them worshipping in high, tiny voices (help me, help meeee!)
2007-07-20 14:15:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Cats do think that I have 10 of them and 2 dogs. The dogs hell is being considered less important then cats.
2007-07-20 13:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The universe was created just last Thursday by my cat.
2007-07-20 13:58:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well i think they would all be Pagan because animals go to the summerlands too!
2007-07-20 19:21:24 · answer #6 · answered by *~Ariel Brigalow Moondust~* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard in yahoo Q&A that they pray for only one god... food
2007-07-20 13:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my least favorite nambla member! how's the cruising going?
2007-07-20 13:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by pissdownsatansback 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dogs: I am doG
2007-07-20 13:46:48 · answer #9 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋